Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I LOVE HIM.
Lets discuss my latest obsession. Jamie Lidell.
He is a weird hipster who sings like a strong black man. 2 of my favorite things...combined. Love him. Love Him. Love Him.
He is a weird hipster who sings like a strong black man. 2 of my favorite things...combined. Love him. Love Him. Love Him.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
My Obession of the week.
American Idol Karaoke for Nintendo Wii.
Why? I have this fantasy where I audition for American Idol. It just happens to be the year they are looking for a full figured black woman to win. I make it past the 2973273297 rounds, See Simon, Randy, Paula and the new judge(What is her name) they love me, bam I go to hollywood, bam I win lots of money and world celebrity, I outsell Carrie Underwood and never work another day in my life.
Thats not going to happen, so the closest thing I have is this amazing video game. I am currently doing a rendition of sheryl crow "If it makes you happy". I love my life.
Why? I have this fantasy where I audition for American Idol. It just happens to be the year they are looking for a full figured black woman to win. I make it past the 2973273297 rounds, See Simon, Randy, Paula and the new judge(What is her name) they love me, bam I go to hollywood, bam I win lots of money and world celebrity, I outsell Carrie Underwood and never work another day in my life.
Thats not going to happen, so the closest thing I have is this amazing video game. I am currently doing a rendition of sheryl crow "If it makes you happy". I love my life.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Compliments
I got one of the most interesting, random compliments last night. I think it was a compliment at least. I went to a party and started talking to various people throughout the night. I was talking to this guy and this girl and they were both commenting on how much they enjoyed hearing my voice, which by the way disclaimer is ridiculously low and resounding. People have always thought I was a man in the background, or an old woman, I have never liked my voice nor found it calming, sensual or anything other than mildly tranny-esque.
So the girl I am talking to says "Oh I love your voice...isn't her voice hot?" says to the man standing next to me, "Yes, it feels like she is sucking my dick, when she talks" he says. "Yes, yes her voice is great, Oh my God". At this point I remove myself from the conversation(mentally) and wonder did he just say my voice reminded him of a tranny-hooker giving sexual favors? Is that a compliment? I thought on this for a good 10 seconds and came back to the conversation and said "Thanks, I appreciate that". I guess the power of my voice is so strong it not only is auditory stimulation, but it also goes into tactile stimulation.
Maybe I will start recording audio books. All that said, that was the weirdest, interesting compliment(?) I have received.....ever.
So the girl I am talking to says "Oh I love your voice...isn't her voice hot?" says to the man standing next to me, "Yes, it feels like she is sucking my dick, when she talks" he says. "Yes, yes her voice is great, Oh my God". At this point I remove myself from the conversation(mentally) and wonder did he just say my voice reminded him of a tranny-hooker giving sexual favors? Is that a compliment? I thought on this for a good 10 seconds and came back to the conversation and said "Thanks, I appreciate that". I guess the power of my voice is so strong it not only is auditory stimulation, but it also goes into tactile stimulation.
Maybe I will start recording audio books. All that said, that was the weirdest, interesting compliment(?) I have received.....ever.
TRUTH
I had another realization tonight......
I AM a beautiful, intelligent, strong, brilliant woman.
Where the HELL is my husband?
I AM a beautiful, intelligent, strong, brilliant woman.
Where the HELL is my husband?
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